Who are the legends and the... less legendary instructors of our university? This tier list ranks the professors based on everything from their teaching prowess to their legendary status in student lore. Will Damir Diyasych <3 reign supreme, or will the enigmatic Manas take the top spot? We're diving deep into the rankings, from the beloved WEB <3 and Katkova <3 to the "ne actualno" Smutko and Aprosin. Get ready to see where your favorite (or least favorite) teachers land, from Java <==8 to the mysterious "Filosofia" and the dreaded Antikor - rahila. Prepare for some serious debate!