Ranking the "ум" (intelligence) of a diverse cast of characters, from the familiar faces of тимохина and анжела to the enigmatic семёнов and семён. We'll explore the intellectual prowess of женя, никитулька, and дарина, while also considering the sharp minds of полина, варя, and велясик. From the strategic thinking of аникин and лева to the analytical skills of кирилл and карина, this list dissects who truly possesses the highest "ум". Prepare for debates as we place everyone from ира and никонорова to маша and even the anime-inspired саске in their rightful intellectual place.