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4 Square Players Theoretical

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Golden Canfield
S
Jett
Prime Gettman (Pre Pot-Belly)
Jake
Ibrahim
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A
Canfield (Egg Salad Era)
Roberts
Canfield (Farming Era)
Dowis
Eileen
Murillo
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B
Nihal
Josef
Lana
Hayden
Hayden (Post 1st Child)
Mr Palomo
Mr Bald Eagle (Bird)
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C
True Benslay
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Katie
Alli
Amy
D
Canfield (Post Knee Surgery)
Coach
Royce
Gettman
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Josh
Mrs Downer
Canfield (Arthiritis)
Dr Chud (Cornelison)
Shah of Iran (Masoud Pezeshkian)
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Super Chud
Chud (Haltom)
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Sargunian Determination of Chud (bias)
Benslay
Created Jan 14, 2026
Ever wondered who would dominate the legendary schoolyard game of Four Square at the highest theoretical level? This comprehensive ranking evaluates players across different eras and conditions, from Golden Canfield to Prime Gettman (Pre Pot-Belly), analyzing how various life stages affect performance. The list features fascinating matchups like Canfield through multiple phases (Egg Salad Era, Post Knee Surgery, Arthritis), True Benslay, and even unexpected contenders like Mr Bald Eagle and the Shah of Iran. Whether you're comparing Jett's raw skill, Mrs Downer's technique, or Hayden's post-parenthood abilities, this ranking settles the ultimate debate: who reigns supreme in the theoretical Four Square universe? A nostalgic deep-dive into playground greatness.

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