By Tom

S Tier

A Tier

B Tier

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9-5 NPC Activities

S
Eating lunch at your desk while working
Going for walks at end of lunch
A
Boot Laptop → coffee → chat for 15 mins
Getting Teams message on drive home
B
Coming back from holiday motivated to quit
Small talk about the weather
Saying 'morning' to everyone entering office
Unmuting just to say "no updates"
C
Doing compulsory training to procrastinate
No one productive after 2pm Fridays
Rushing to standup, asked no questions
D
Setting status to DND on Teams
Created Feb 8, 2026
Ranking NPCness of different 9-5 behaviours