Prepare for a thrilling journey as we rank every single ride at Alton Towers, from the heart-pounding drops of The Smiler and Oblivion to the nostalgic spins of the Runaway Mine Train. We're diving deep into the thrills, the spills, and the sheer fun factor of iconic coasters like Rita, Wicker Man, and Nemesis. Whether you crave G-force-inducing coasters like Galactica or prefer a more leisurely pace on the Congo River Rapids, this ranking covers it all. Get ready to debate which attractions deserve the top spots and which might be left in the lower tiers!