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If we're dreaming
<5 minutes to metro/train
Big lounge room
Good property manager
Nice to have
Easy to get to for friends
>3.5x3.5 rooms
Full airconditioning
Split aircon
Lots of counter space
2+ showers
<15 minutes to shops
Balcony (covered)
Must have
>3x3 rooms
Bedroom with aircon
Quiet (noise isolation)
2+ toilets
Bedroom with external window
<15 minutes to metro/train
Don't really care
Balcony (uncovered)
1 shower
Can deal with
>15 minutes to shops
Shared aircon
Bathtub shower
Small amount of counterspace
Meh/bad property manager
Dealbreaker
Loud (noise bleeding)
Bedroom without aircon
Bedroom without external window
<3x3 rooms
>15 minutes to metro/train
Bus and train commute
1 toilet
Smaller than current lounge room
Bad surrounding area (no walks / business nearby/heavy traffic)
Matthew
Matthew
Created May 30, 2026
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