Ranking the ultimate collection of apes, from the mysterious "Apen" to the legendary "Poogway," this comprehensive evaluation brings together an eclectic mix of primates and primate-adjacent personalities. Featured contenders include notable entries like the fierce "red ape," the enigmatic "zape," and crowd favorites such as Mike, Chris, Nolan, and Ricky. With wild cards like "manta ray" thrown into the mix (because why not?), this ranking challenges conventional wisdom about what truly makes an ape worthy of top-tier status. Whether you're Team Peachy, riding with Wilhauk, or pledging allegiance to Jon, each entry brings unique characteristics to the jungle hierarchy. Prepare for heated debates about whether Peeta deserves their placement and if Proverbs has the wisdom to climb higher.
