Asher's quotes Tier List

"this color's dark brown, but it's basically black"

"Big porky the pig"

"I'M NOT PLAYING FIVE NIGHTS AT EPSTEINS-"

"I need to figure out where my breed of dog originated, just to make sure it's not GERMANY"

"I'm gonna peck and check you"

"I'm gonna pop your tart"

"Man, FUCK the jews >:("

"I'm gonna BURN UP your little RAT"

"You're speaking Vietnamese"

"There's a piece of cotton stuck RIGHT where my hearing is and I cannot remove it"

"Why does it smell like my uncle's ass in here?"

"I speak and think and the speaking thinks with the speaking and thinking"

"I might have a crush on chat GPT, I talk to it all day-"

"If I were to brush my elbow against you"

"I'm gonna gingerly abort you"

"I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE BRO"

"Do you ever throw your balls at other kids"

"Leah popped my obese cinnamon rolll"

"I like my creamer flavored"

"The BLACKEST I'll get my coffee-"

"Basically black"

"My tongue hurts from sucking on this"

"I'm racist to the poor"

"I don't like the black coffee I like the white coffee"

"British people aren't even real bro"

"Real I love being racist to the poor"

"You are my DEKU-"

"Channeling my inner nazi"

"Rickey/Verdant, am I a nazi"

"If you were a German dog, I'd shoot you and your family"

"Age doesn't matter"