Welcome to the ultimate ranking of Baker Mayfield's most devoted disciples and… well, others. Who amongst Patrick, Robert Luke Buckley, and Carter truly embodies the spirit of a Mayfield "chud"? We're diving deep into the lore, dissecting the potential dedication levels of Zach, Sean, and Jayden. From the seasoned veterans like Mason and Rylan to the fresh faces like Keegan and Peyton, every name from Brady to Eli, Philip to Nate, and even the enigmatic Blarg and Dylan gets their moment in the sun. Prepare for a definitive, and perhaps slightly unhinged, assessment of Baker's personal hype squad.