This is your ultimate ranking of all things related to the 2023 UCSB Intramural Basketball season! From legendary players like Doug Edert and Sabrina to iconic campus landmarks like the UCSD gym and that terrifying scooter on Ridgewalk, we're covering it all. Did your favorite player make the cut? Is the Admins' 1-4 team truly the worst? We're also giving props to the Santa Barbara Trainer and throwing shade at those questionable Wolftown Burritos. Get ready to debate whether Finals or a 2K college basketball game is the ultimate stressor. Let the rankings begin!