When you absolutely, positively need someone to contaminate your beverage, who do you call? This definitive ranking explores the trustworthiness (or untrustworthiness) of your social circle in the delicate art of drink-spitting. From the potentially enthusiastic Kero and the surprisingly reliable Vanessa to the questionable motives of Bryan and Mickel, every name is scrutinized. Will Alex (the owner) or perhaps the elder statesman, Old Anthony, prove to be the most… *seasoned* in this niche skill? Or will the sheer chaos of a Beau or Josiah take the crown? Dive in to discover who's truly worthy of this dubious honor.