Ready to settle the age-old debate: which biscuit reigns supreme? From the humble Parle G to the decadent Dark Fantasy, this tier list ranks your favorite cookies and crackers. Will the classic Bourbon or the universally loved Oreo take the top spot? Perhaps the buttery goodness of a Good Day Butter or the unique crunch of a Malkist will surprise you. We're diving deep into the world of tea-time companions, dunkable delights, and anytime munchies. Get ready to see if your go-to biscuit earned its place in the pantheon of perfection, or if it's destined for the lower tiers. Let the biscuit battle commence!