This is a definitive ranking of Chris's life choices, hobbies, and general aesthetic. From the essential "crafting" and "napping" to the questionable "cigarillos" and "lederhose," every facet of Chris's persona is put under the microscope. Where do "skiing" and "California" fall? How does "mouth hygiene" stack up against "beards"? We'll explore everything from "software" and "wood" to "italian pizza" and "ramen," all while considering the subtle nuances of "skinny jeans" and "vans." Get ready for a deep dive into the world of Chris.