Ever wondered which classmates would be the most desperate to borrow your notes, get a date, or just *anything*? This ranking dives deep into the social dynamics of survival, pinpointing the individuals most likely to exhibit varying degrees of desperation. From the ever-optimistic Giulio and the perpetually flustered Viola, to the slyly strategic Gian and the hilariously aloof Fede, we're ranking them all. Prepare for a humorous, yet surprisingly accurate, assessment of who's truly on the edge. Will your favorite classmate make it to the top tier of 'Utterly Desperate,' or will they land in the 'Cool as a Cucumber' category? Let's find out!