Ever wondered which Crownfall characters would make the best (or worst) meal in a survival situation? This delightfully absurd ranking evaluates the edibility of various heroes and figures from the Crownfall universe. From stalwart adventurers like Jannalor the Paladin and Ayla the Ranger to enigmatic figures such as Count Maximinus and Straezhul the Warlock, each character is assessed based on their hypothetical culinary potential. Would a Barbarian like Ettrian be tough and gamey? Is Nyvorlas the Bard more tender? What about mysterious entries like PotHead and Dobbert? This humorous take on character ranking combines fantasy RPG elements with the internet's favorite pastime: ranking things that absolutely shouldn't be ranked. Perfect for fans who enjoy quirky, unconventional tier lists with a dash of dark comedy.