Welcome to Dropper Donnerstag, the ultimate ranking of internet phenomena and personalities! Prepare to move, groove, and question everything as we sort through the icons and the absurd. Will the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, reign supreme, or will the enigmatic Wismarer claim the top spot? We'll delve into the realm of fakes, the declaration of "keine idole" (no idols), and the undeniable swagger of Gucci Mane. Plus, can Deontay Wilder's power translate to internet fame, and what does "go up" even mean in this context? Dive in and decide for yourself where these legendary figures and fleeting trends truly belong!