Ever wondered who's the life of the party and who's just… there? This ranking dives deep into the legendary (and sometimes questionable) drunken personas of our favorite crew. From the always-enthusiastic Quinci and the surprisingly profound Noah, to the chaotic brilliance of Maddy drunk and the ever-unpredictable Skylar f, we're charting the highs, lows, and epic fails. Who's your go-to for a good time, and who might need a gentle escort home? Let's find out who truly owns the night, from Lily coconut's questionable dance moves to Grant's philosophical ramblings.