Ever wondered who among your friends is the most likely to end up singing karaoke off-key, or who will be the first to confess their undying love to a lamppost? This is the definitive ranking of everyone's favorite inebriated companions. From the reliably boisterous Rauri to the surprisingly philosophical Austin, and the ever-unpredictable Kylie, we're dissecting the distinct personalities that emerge when the drinks start flowing. Will May's charming tipsiness make her a top-tier companion, or will David's silent, brooding intoxication land him at the bottom? Prepare for a hilarious and perhaps slightly embarrassing look at the people we love to get a little too drunk with.