Have amazing fighting skills but only when you are asleep
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Created Feb 3, 2026
Ever wondered what happens when superpowers go hilariously wrong? This ranking explores the most absurd and impractical abilities imaginable—from transforming every drop of water you touch into Dr Pepper, to possessing incredible fighting skills that only activate while you're sleeping. Debate whether detaching body parts is more useful than making everything you punch turn soft, or if super speed is worth it when you're stuck power walking everywhere. With abilities ranging from the mildly inconvenient (seeing ghosts) to the completely bizarre (mysterious polka dot powers), these superpowers prove that not all extraordinary abilities are created equal. Rate which useless power you'd actually want!