Ever wondered how your squad stacks up? This ranking breaks down the friend group dynamics with brutal honesty and inside jokes galore. From Ryan who's apparently always available to Morgan's controversial "woke" transformation, each friend gets their moment in the spotlight. Cooper and Keira earn their GOAT status, while Austen brings the cool vibes. Grace gets called out for being ginger (classic banter), Bella lands in the "cool I guess" category, and Caitlin can't escape her pessimistic reputation. Orla makes the cut when she's not "crashing out," and Scarlett rounds things out with pure swag. It's the kind of brutally honest friend assessment we all make but rarely put in writing—complete with emojis and personality quirks that only the inner circle would understand.