How gay are the members of our favorite Discord server? This definitive ranking attempts to answer that burning question, placing everyone from the legendary Marc and Soto to the enigmatic Fish and JM on a spectrum of pure, unadulterated gayness. Are you a Rocha's Fan, brimming with gay energy, or more of a salty, fidgety soul? Perhaps you fall into the elusive "dsad/other Liam" category. We've even considered the average EOE player and their equally average hater. Prepare for some highly scientific, totally unbiased, and absolutely crucial judgments.