This is the ultimate ranking of the GOATs, the greatest of all time, across every conceivable category! From legendary figures like Actual Goat and James Bond to iconic brands like Jansport and Vans, we're dissecting who truly reigns supreme. We've got historical figures like Jefferson and even modern memes like uhoh stinky and Big Ed. Prepare for controversial takes as we rank everything from pizza and the air fryer to Pitbull and Susan Boyle. Who will ascend to the S-Tier pantheon, and who will be relegated to the depths? Let the GOAT debate begin!