Get ready to rank the bangers from CBBC's iconic *Horrible Histories*! From the Tudor Queens' "Girl Power" anthem to Henry VIII's "Get Sweaty" and the unforgettably catchy "Divorced, Beheaded, and Dies," this is where we settle which historical tunes truly stand the test of time. Will "Mary Seacole" reign supreme, or will the "Grisly Great Fire of London" burn brightest? Let's dive into the musical mayhem of the past and decide which songs are S-tier and which are… well, a bit of a historical faux pas. Prepare for nostalgia and fierce debate!