Ever wondered how a hockey fan truly feels when their team *doesn't* win the Stanley Cup? This is that raw, unfiltered emotional journey, ranked. From the unadulterated joy for a beloved Original Six team like the Maple Leafs or Canadiens, to the grudging respect for a strong contender like the Avalanche or Lightning, every possibility is explored. Witness the despair for division rivals such as the Canucks or Oilers, and the sheer indifference for teams that just don't register on the emotional Richter scale. Prepare for a rollercoaster of hockey fandom, where the agony of defeat and the ecstasy of victory are laid bare.