Ever wondered how invested the San Diego Padres players are in the upcoming Mario Galaxy movie? This tier list ranks the sluggers from Rodney to Kotsay based on their presumed level of excitement, anticipation, and general concern for the cinematic adventures of everyone's favorite plumber. Will Goose be counting down the days, or will Lesley barely register its existence? Prepare for a deep dive into the fandom (or lack thereof) of your favorite baseball stars, from the stoic Bruce to the potentially enthusiastic Pudge. It's a ranking that truly matters... or maybe not.