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Near Instant Death
Guaranteed Death
Poisonous, but Survivable
Fine Under Conditions
Completely Safe
Created Mar 3, 2026
Ever wondered which everyday items are safe to, well, *consume*? This ranking dives into the relative safety of a surprising collection of consumables and decidedly not-consumables. From the comforting sweetness of Oreos and Frosting to the sharp tang of Lime Juice and Vinegar, we're exploring a spectrum of ingestibility. We'll also confront the question of whether you'd ever *consider* reaching for a bottle of Sweat or Lighter Fluid. Get ready to reconsider your pantry staples and perhaps gain a newfound appreciation for the simple safety of Water and Milk. Prepare for some eye-opening placements!

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By Daniel Gardiner

Near Instant Death Tier

Guaranteed Death Tier

Poisonous, but Survivable Tier

Fine Under Conditions Tier

Completely Safe Tier