The ultimate question: how would I react if your team hoisted Lord Stanley's trophy? This tier list dives into the emotional rollercoaster of seeing rivals achieve ultimate hockey glory. Will it be grudging respect, pure elation (if your team is the Sharks!), or utter despair? From the bitter sting of defeat to the sweet taste of... well, not having to see *them* celebrate, we're ranking the emotional impact of every potential Stanley Cup winner. Prepare for a spectrum of feelings, from "I guess they earned it" to "I need to lie down."