A humorous ranking examining the romantic prowess of male characters across the Legend of Zelda franchise. From the wise sages like Rauru and Darunia to unlikely contenders like the Happy Mask Salesman and Postman, this list playfully imagines the intimate lives of Hyrule's most memorable inhabitants. Notable entries include the imposing Ganondorf, the lovable yeti Yeto (who canonically has a wife!), the confident Groose, and even the Great Deku Tree. Characters span multiple games including Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Twilight Princess, and Wind Waker. Whether it's the noble King Daphnes, the enthusiastic Tingle, or the hardworking Talon, each character is evaluated with tongue-in-cheek speculation about their hypothetical marital passion.
