dad quotes
S
"The Lord helps those that help themselves"
"Hey Siri, what is the proper way to say happy birthday to a Jehovah's Witness?"
A
"Oh I would eat pumpkin pie from a homeless person."
"We're not liberals, we're just good people."
"Some say if you can't beat them, join them. But I say if you don't join them, you can beat them."
B
"I don't want to be held by The Man's chains."
"When the doctor leaves the room, that's when I start stuffing my pockets."
"I was born for BBQ."
"I apologize if you guys can hear my tires gripping on the ground."
C
"That kid is a treasure."
"Yes. I like riding on boats and drinking beer."
Skyline Chili must shred their cheese with feathers and an angel's kiss."
D
