circus venting David and getting a 1.2K bar cabinet
being a stupid FAT fucking stupid bitch
Making her parents pay for the wedding by taking out two extra mortgages.
calling her sister bitter because she's fat and mallory has been skinny all her life and she's jealous (also she said her rose gold ring was fugly)
saying "money will be the reason we get a divorce"
Telling your boyfriend's roommate that "I wouldn't cheat BUT if I do, it would be with a BLACK guy."
twerking on Thomas' boss cuz im stupid as fuck
saying " its not my money" wen I spend money on "my wedding" but the money comes from a mortgage my mom WITH AN EYE PATCH took out on the family house
Telling Thomas' close friends his deepest darkest secret without Thomas knowing
Telling people that she would fuck your boyfriends boss so that he can get a raise.
A-molesting Jesus
saying I want "black kids" with her white husband within 2 feet b/c she's too retarded too know its bad to say
hiding wedding expense from her soon to be husband
telling Thomas her engamgent ring sucks b/c it wasn't mined by BLACK people like Mary levels BLACK
agreeing with Thomas to spend 500 on a business suit for work but then she bought a 500 dollar aritzia tank top outfit (not work appropriate)
not wanting her husband's father and brother to be part of the groomsmen because its not "Aesthetically pleasing"
B-stealing from your parents
Going into your roommates room without their consent to plan out their room and also going in their room and taking their charger without telling them.
Majored in poly sci and not knowing that there is currently a conflict between China and Taiwan
Accusing that Sydney stole her shoes after she just left her dumbass shoes at the venue.
using her laptop stipend to buy an expensive ass MacBook when she could've pocketed like 600 bucks and helped her mom heal her eyeball
opening the windows in 30 degree weather to "let the sun warm things up" (just let cold air in)
C-suni peeing on sam's dining room carpet
Buying lulu lemon sets then saying 'shhh don't tell my fat fucking ass is hiding it from Thomas'
Asking her to edit her cover letter so that she has a better chance of getting the job and NOT TAKING ANY OF THE ADVICE after spending multiple hours (including simple grammar and spelling errors).
paying hella to go to soul cycle in Georgetown instead of using the nearby gym she pays for that has the same kind of bike
D-dishes in sink
gay ass gambot
permanent dishes
saying her poli sci degree is worth more than all other VMI degrees she's retarded
Wanting to work on the hill but not knowing where Iran is
Created May 24, 2026
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circus venting David and getting a 1.2K bar cabinet
being a stupid FAT fucking stupid bitch
Making her parents pay for the wedding by taking out two extra mortgages.
calling her sister bitter because she's fat and mallory has been skinny all her life and she's jealous (also she said her rose gold ring was fugly)
saying "money will be the reason we get a divorce"
Telling your boyfriend's roommate that "I wouldn't cheat BUT if I do, it would be with a BLACK guy."
twerking on Thomas' boss cuz im stupid as fuck
saying " its not my money" wen I spend money on "my wedding" but the money comes from a mortgage my mom WITH AN EYE PATCH took out on the family house
Telling Thomas' close friends his deepest darkest secret without Thomas knowing
Telling people that she would fuck your boyfriends boss so that he can get a raise.
A-molesting Jesus Tier
saying I want "black kids" with her white husband within 2 feet b/c she's too retarded too know its bad to say
hiding wedding expense from her soon to be husband
telling Thomas her engamgent ring sucks b/c it wasn't mined by BLACK people like Mary levels BLACK
agreeing with Thomas to spend 500 on a business suit for work but then she bought a 500 dollar aritzia tank top outfit (not work appropriate)
not wanting her husband's father and brother to be part of the groomsmen because its not "Aesthetically pleasing"
B-stealing from your parents Tier
Going into your roommates room without their consent to plan out their room and also going in their room and taking their charger without telling them.
Majored in poly sci and not knowing that there is currently a conflict between China and Taiwan
Accusing that Sydney stole her shoes after she just left her dumbass shoes at the venue.
using her laptop stipend to buy an expensive ass MacBook when she could've pocketed like 600 bucks and helped her mom heal her eyeball
opening the windows in 30 degree weather to "let the sun warm things up" (just let cold air in)
C-suni peeing on sam's dining room carpet Tier
Buying lulu lemon sets then saying 'shhh don't tell my fat fucking ass is hiding it from Thomas'
Asking her to edit her cover letter so that she has a better chance of getting the job and NOT TAKING ANY OF THE ADVICE after spending multiple hours (including simple grammar and spelling errors).
paying hella to go to soul cycle in Georgetown instead of using the nearby gym she pays for that has the same kind of bike
D-dishes in sink Tier
gay ass gambot
permanent dishes
saying her poli sci degree is worth more than all other VMI degrees she's retarded
Wanting to work on the hill but not knowing where Iran is