Has God equipped me to handle a girl with 2 chest tattoos and a septum piercing?

Drive safe

The music ain’t got nothin to do wit it, it’s just in me.

If I’m already paying for PT, I might as well get more injured.

Did you wish a couple brothas a happy Juneteenth today?

I want her to train a crash course on composting.

Ima run around my block, run around my hood. Crime doesn’t sleep.

I’ve never felt the Earths rotation like I have tonight.

Is an abortion a spawn trap?

I didn’t know hookers were real.

There’s a big astigmatism around being black.

No worries!! What are your thoughts on George Floyd?

Have you seen the skill based matchmaking on Hinge???

Is that the kid diddler?

DEATH NUTS

I don’t care if it’s a hookah lounge where Christians go to sing kumbayah, you’re going.

Only good things come from the n word.

Drew Kilpatrick

Created Mar 6, 2026

Dive into the wonderfully weird world of "James Quotes"! This collection showcases some of the most baffling, hilarious, and thought-provoking statements that have ever graced our ears. From profound ponderings on composting and faith ("Has God equipped me to handle a girl with 2 chest tattoos and a septum piercing?") to perplexing observations about life, crime, and even dating apps ("Have you seen the skill based matchmaking on Hinge???"), these gems are sure to spark conversation. Prepare to rank everything from the downright bizarre ("Is that the kid diddler?") to the surprisingly insightful ("There's a big astigmatism around being black."). Which quote reigns supreme? You decide!

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By Drew Kilpatrick

S Tier

Has God equipped me to handle a girl with 2 chest tattoos and a septum piercing?
Drive safe

A Tier

The music ain’t got nothin to do wit it, it’s just in me.
If I’m already paying for PT, I might as well get more injured.
Did you wish a couple brothas a happy Juneteenth today?

B Tier

I want her to train a crash course on composting.
Ima run around my block, run around my hood. Crime doesn’t sleep.
I’ve never felt the Earths rotation like I have tonight.
Is an abortion a spawn trap?

C Tier

I didn’t know hookers were real.
There’s a big astigmatism around being black.
No worries!! What are your thoughts on George Floyd?
Have you seen the skill based matchmaking on Hinge???

D Tier

Is that the kid diddler?
DEATH NUTS
I don’t care if it’s a hookah lounge where Christians go to sing kumbayah, you’re going.
Only good things come from the n word.