scotts's crosseyed daughter and the rest of the minions
todd
fourth of july
people dunking on the basketball goal right in front of joe
the steinbaugh sprinter van
kinda hoping they choke on some water
vacuuming
floaties
guests being dumb
small children (annoying)
birthday parties
the gradoville family
would probably save them
big dumb hats
tennis moms
dumb guards (ava, sawyer, madelyn)
cross pool games
activate the EAP immediately
working swim/dive meets
the guard closet
thunder time
small children (cute)
chill snack bar workers
Created Jul 10, 2026
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