From the defiant anthem of "Revolting Children" to the heartwarming hope of "When I Grow Up," the songs of *Matilda the Musical* are a powerful force. This list ranks the show's unforgettable musical numbers, from the playful "School Song" and the dramatic "Bruce" to the chilling "The Hammer" and the empowering "Quiet." Get ready to debate which tunes truly capture the magic and mischief of Roald Dahl's beloved story. Which songs will soar to the top tier, and which will be left in the chokey?