Mindula's chaotic journey through life has left behind a trail of questionable decisions and memorable moments that demand ranking. From bizarre encounters with a German Shepard and awkward eye contact situations to the infamous "80k on the fzzzz" incident, this collection captures every cringe-worthy and hilarious misstep. Notable entries include cousin impersonation schemes, an unfortunate discovery involving an uncle's vibrator, and somehow getting banned from 70 countries. Whether it's gambling mishaps, Cricket club incidents, or declaring oneself "king of the world" at 6ft 2, each item represents a unique chapter in Mindula's comedic legacy. The mysterious 80/20 rule and aerodynamics references only add to the bewildering nature of these supposed "crimes against humanity."