Ah, Monday. The undisputed heavyweight champion of dread. But how does the rest of the week stack up? This is where we settle the score, ranking the days of the week from the glorious highs of the weekend to the soul-crushing lows of, well, you know. Is Friday the ultimate prize, or does Saturday reign supreme? Where do the mid-week slumps of Tuesday and Wednesday fall? And can any day truly rival the sheer, unadulterated joy of a Sunday afternoon? Let's dive in and find out which days deserve a gold medal and which are relegated to the "just get through it" pile.