Ever wonder how your past relationships stack up against each other? This ranking takes a brutally honest look at six former flames—Rochelle, Nova, Marcus, Miranda, Viktor, and the unforgettably named Turdman—placing them into tiers based on the overall experience. Whether it's compatibility, memories made, how things ended, or just general vibes, each ex gets sorted into their rightful place. From the ones who got away to the ones you're grateful escaped, this list captures the full spectrum of romantic history. It's equal parts retrospective therapy session and humorous walk down memory lane, offering a candid assessment of what worked, what didn't, and who definitely earned their spot at the bottom.