Aksana (Inhabited the brain of a sentient gameshow)
A
Gregory (Mad scientist in recovery)
B
Margeaux (Alcoholic, Daughter issues, French)
C
Joe (Punching bag for the team, had an archon and resisted the call)
D
F
Mia (Dead family, Smooshed her uncle)
Created Jan 17, 2026
Ever wondered how "normal" your adventuring party really is? This ranking evaluates the relative sanity and conventional backgrounds of a truly eccentric group of individuals. From Mia's unfortunate family tragedy and uncle-smooshing incident (apparently noteworthy enough to mention multiple times), to Gregory's reformed mad scientist past, this crew redefines what it means to have baggage. Aksana brings a unique perspective having inhabited a sentient gameshow's brain, while Margeaux battles alcoholism and parental issues with French flair. Poor Joe serves as the team's punching bag despite resisting a divine calling from an archon. Each member's quirks and traumas are measured against one another to determine who comes closest to "normal"—though in this group, that's a remarkably low bar.