Ranking the musical numbers from *The Book of Mormon* musical is a sacred, yet surprisingly contentious, endeavor. From the darkly comedic depths of "Sal Tlay Ka Siti" and "Spooky Mormon Hell Dream" to the hopeful anthems like "I Believe" and "Tomorrow Is a Latter Day," each song carves out its own unique place in the hearts of fans. Where do the catchy earworms "Hasa Diga Eebowai" and "Turn It Off" fall? How does one truly assess the brilliance of "Joseph Smith American Moses" versus the sheer, unadulterated joy of "Hello!"? This list dives deep into the show's iconic soundtrack, sorting the divine from the merely delightful.