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OSRS Quest Name Fart Ranks

Rancid
Zogre Flesh Eaters
Eyes Burn
Death Plateau
Recipe for Disaster
Biohazard
The Garden of Death
Vampyre Slayer
Dragon Slayer I/II
Murder Mystery
Death to the Dorgeshuun
Gross
Waterfall Quest
What Lies Below
The Slug Menace
Horror from the Deep
The Corsair Curse
Regicide
Grim Tales
Plague City
Royal Trouble
Shadow of the Storm
Haunted Mine
The Depths of Despair
A Soul's Bane
Demon Slayer
Meh
Sea Slug
Underground Pass
The Dig Site
X Marks the Spot
No Smell
A Taste of Hope
Below Ice Mountain
Desert Treaure I/II
Created Oct 12, 2025
Ever wondered which Old School RuneScape quest names would make the funniest fart jokes? This hilariously absurd ranking evaluates iconic OSRS quests based purely on how well their titles work as euphemisms for flatulence.

From classics like "Underground Pass" and "What Lies Below" to memorable adventures like "Horror from the Deep" and "The Depths of Despair," each quest is ranked by its comedic potential when shouted after an unfortunate gastric event. Whether it's the ominous "Shadow of the Storm," the mysterious "Murder Mystery," or the epic "Recipe for Disaster," these beloved quest names take on an entirely new meaning. It's juvenile, it's silly, and it's exactly the kind of humor the OSRS community embraces. Prepare for childish giggles as familiar quest titles become bathroom humor gold.

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By TierBuddy Community

Rancid Tier

Eyes Burn Tier

Gross Tier

Meh Tier

No Smell Tier