This is your definitive ranking of the Peanuts characters, from the iconic to the obscure! We're diving deep into the Schulz-verse to assess everyone's favorite side characters and overlooked gems. Will Charlie Brown's perennial crush, the Little Red-Haired Girl, reign supreme? Does Violet's sass or Patty's pragmatism earn top honors? We've even included some lesser-known figures like Loretta and Royanne Hobbs alongside the always-lovable Snoopy's pals. Prepare to debate who truly deserves a spot in the S-tier and who might be best left in the dustbin of comic strip history. Let the ranking commence!