Assemble your pizza-slinging skills! This tier list ranks the diverse and often bizarre minions encountered throughout Pizza Tower. From the sturdy Cardboard Tank and the agile Ninja Slice to the truly peculiar Stupid Rat and the explosive Cannon Pizza Goblin, every foe has been judged. Will the spectral Ghostknight reign supreme, or will the humble Peasanto surprise us all? Dive in to discover which adversaries are mere annoyances and which are true threats to Peppino's sanity! Prepare for a cheesy, chaotic showdown as we sort the elite from the utterly forgettable.