This is a definitive ranking of every memorable (and some forgettable) place nature has called me to relieve myself. From the expansive freedom of the beach or woods to the questionable convenience of a trash can or sink, every location is scrutinized. Did the shower offer superior acoustics? Was the farm job’s toilet a surprisingly zen experience? We’re talking about the iconic pool, the daring out-a-window, and the emergency bottle. Prepare for a journey through unconventional restrooms and questionable life choices.