“Why, why were CCTV cameras even invented?” / “It was to catch thieves, not murderers.”
“Don’t expect me to not break out of jail.”
“Heh. Take a hint, detective. Can’t you figure it out with any of your fancy, fancy, uh, clues?”
A
“Well…the truth… is out. As one might say. In fact, one might even say that the dog is out of the bag.”
“Happy Bear, you are now under arrest for the murder of a yellow dog. And for poking him off a cliff.”
“Oh, I was just arresting these three tiny terrors who were disrupting the peace. For the safety of the public, and for world peace, it has been decided that they will be put into jail. Forever.”
“I inherited the evil traits from my uncle!”
B
“The clues… they are not escaping from me. Slowly but surely… they are adding up!”
“I, Detective Ryo, have never been stumped by a case before. And this should certainly not be my first time.”
“Heh. That’s what you say. That’s what they all say. My evil journey of the multiverse is not yet over. Not by a long shot. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha…”
“You got one thing right, Detective Ryo. And that is, that it is I, HAPPY BEAR! I AM THE TRUE CULPRIT!!”
C
“To think… that my own nephew would learn… from my other brother.”
“Glad to know that you don’t like corpses.”
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Top Quotes from the Smash-Hit Movie <Poked Off A Cliff> By Stripey Polka-Dot Movie Association Shoutout to the scriptwriter, the mastermind behind these iconic quotes: Ryo Kyo, the President of the SPMA
“Why, why were CCTV cameras even invented?” / “It was to catch thieves, not murderers.”
“Don’t expect me to not break out of jail.”
“Heh. Take a hint, detective. Can’t you figure it out with any of your fancy, fancy, uh, clues?”
A Tier
“Well…the truth… is out. As one might say. In fact, one might even say that the dog is out of the bag.”
“Happy Bear, you are now under arrest for the murder of a yellow dog. And for poking him off a cliff.”
“Oh, I was just arresting these three tiny terrors who were disrupting the peace. For the safety of the public, and for world peace, it has been decided that they will be put into jail. Forever.”
“I inherited the evil traits from my uncle!”
B Tier
“The clues… they are not escaping from me. Slowly but surely… they are adding up!”
“I, Detective Ryo, have never been stumped by a case before. And this should certainly not be my first time.”
“Heh. That’s what you say. That’s what they all say. My evil journey of the multiverse is not yet over. Not by a long shot. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha…”
“You got one thing right, Detective Ryo. And that is, that it is I, HAPPY BEAR! I AM THE TRUE CULPRIT!!”
C Tier
“To think… that my own nephew would learn… from my other brother.”