Ever wondered which of your professors would survive the deadly games? This ranking puts faculty members through the ultimate test of strategy, nerves, and survival instincts inspired by the hit series Squid Game. From the cutthroat competitors who'd eliminate their colleagues without hesitation to the compassionate teachers who'd sacrifice themselves for others, each professor is evaluated on their potential to outlast the competition. Would your calculus professor's analytical mind give them an edge in the glass bridge game? Could your philosophy teacher talk their way out of elimination? Discover who'd claim the prize money and who'd be out in the first round of Red Light, Green Light in this darkly humorous academic showdown.