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Red flags

S
always turns the conversation back to themselves (“well, for me…”)
constantly sits on their phone while you’re talking
always says “I don’t care”, then criticizes the choice
A
argues just for the sake of arguing
promises to help and then disappears
cancels plans at the last minute
B
is 30+ minutes late and texts “I’m already leaving”
sends 10 voice messages that are each one minute long
spoils movies or TV shows
C
sometimes replies three days later
laughs too loudly in public places
takes forever to choose food or a place
finishes your food
takes your things without asking
D
sends weird memes
constantly sends memes at night
Created Mar 11, 2026
The worst friend ever

By Elijah Obiefuleh (Elay's Place)

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