Ever wonder who truly holds court at your favorite local hangout? This ranking breaks down the eclectic cast of characters who've earned their spot as regulars—from beloved fixtures like Shaunee and The Gervaises to unforgettable personalities like "Big nosed asshole" and "45 year old punk guy who should get over it." Whether they're ordering their usual before the bartender asks, occupying the same barstool nightly, or just part of the scenery, these familiar faces make up the social hierarchy of any establishment worth its salt. From The Outlaws crew to solo operators like Spooky Sarah and Chauncey, discover where everyone ranks in the unofficial pecking order of regulars who've transformed casual visits into permanent residency.