Riley's mind is a battlefield of choices, a chaotic jumble of virtual worlds and real-world obligations. This tier list attempts to map the current landscape of Riley's indecision, ranking the ever-present internal tug-of-war between finishing *Half-Life 2*, diving into the depths of *Subnautica* or the horrors of *Sons of the Forest*, and the eternal debate of whether to finally tackle the *Price of Egypt* or rewatch *Kill Bill Vol I & II*. You'll also find the ever-present lure of *Memes*, the comfort of *Snugs*, and the daunting task of a *Clean rooms*. Where do these monumental decisions rank? Let's find out.