Dive into the whimsical world of Schmig lore and rank the characters and their iconic features! From the legendary Schmig whiskers and the enigmatic Schmooner to the powerful Schmatt and the ever-elusive Schmy, this is your chance to decide who reigns supreme. Don't forget the crucial DONT MESS WITH SCHMATT, the adorable Schmig (possum), and the expressive Schmeyebrows. Whether you're a seasoned fan or just discovering the delightful oddities of Schmigdom, get ready to debate the ultimate hierarchy of these unforgettable personalities and their peculiar attributes.