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i ship it just from the name
eggs and a glass of orange juice
well in that case
explosivelifedebt
golden ratio
peak
dumpsterfire
sweets and deceit
pepsicola
true happiness
rosegold
astrobiology
christmasspecial
rolex
gunshow
pretty good
comedygold
ragebait
closewatch
birthday cake
tincans/junkfood
lightbrush
partytime
mid
davekat
cleanfossil
chocobeauty
silentelderlily
winterwatcher
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
cannibalism captain
blazamy
coincrow
bad
sonknuckles
docster
Walter Teat
Walter Teat
Created Feb 12, 2026
Prepare to set sail on a sea of creative nomenclature! This tier list ranks ship names, those delightful or disastrous portmanteaus that capture the essence of fandom pairings. From the hilariously awful like "dumpsterfire" and "cannibalism captain" to the undeniably charming "comedygold" and the oddly specific "eggs and a glass of orange juice," we're exploring the full spectrum. Discover the sweet sentiments of "blazamy" and "docster," the intriguing narratives hinted at by "sweets and deceit" and "silentelderlily," and the pure joy found in "true happiness" and "birthday cake." Some names are pure "ragebait," while others are "golden ratio" perfection. Which will reign supreme?

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By Walter Teat

i ship it just from the name Tier

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pretty good Tier

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ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Tier

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