A brutally honest ranking of someone named Dilly's pet peeves and grievances with their friend group. From lifestyle choices like "gym maxing" and "dry January" to personality traits like being a "D1 eater" or "mad childish," this list captures all the behaviors and characteristics that get under Dilly's skin. Expect roasts about golf skills, truck payments, weight-related jabs ("obese," "fat," "mr appetizers"), and social quirks like going silent when food is mentioned. With entries ranging from "shitting on FAU" to oddly specific callouts like "coach from warzone" and "down by da bay," this tier list is pure unfiltered friend group banter—the kind of inside jokes and playful disses that only make sense if you're in the circle.